Rangers Out Of Europe At The First Hurdle
The Moment of Peter Crouch's Conception
SK Brann Tour Photo
Alkmaar Tour Photo
Man Utd's New Kit
Man Utd's Xmas Party
Separated at Birth?
Tommy Cooper Fabio Capello
Liverpool Downgrade Stadium Plan
Liverpool Chief Executive Rick Parry says spiralling costs have forced the club to scale back plans for a futuristic new stadium.
"The new stadium will still be a massive improvement on the current Anfield," said Parry.
The cost for the proposed stadium in Stanley Park was estimated at £400m, but that figure is now set to be reduced to £400.
This is an artist’s impression of what the revised stadium will look like complete with the ‘Rafa’ Gates’
Police officers arrive at the Steven Gerrard mansion after the recent robbery
"I swear officer, there were 6 Premiership medals in the cabinet", says SG
"Come on Mr Gerrard, you're a good player, but you're no Phil Neville”
Blue Blubber 301 -
Up There On Arse - Adolf
For our eternal enjoyment. How how the redshites perceive themselves! They actually put it on their official website briefly. Incredible !
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Q: What's is the difference between Pamela Anderson and the Pépe Reina goal?
A: Pam's only got two tits in front of her
Q: What do Liverpool Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?
A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a Shite fan?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: Why do Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they ain't mistaken fur a Liverpudlian women.
…and the Pépe Reina newsflash. Police believe that the house of Shite keeper Pépe Reina was robbed. When he came home and noticed that his study, full of books was gone he raced to the station to give a statement, he said: ‘This thing disgusts me, the thing that I am annoyed about is the fact I hadn’t finished colouring them in…’ |
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This bloke walks into a Liverpool Supporters Club bar and orders a glass of lemonade.
The bar goes quiet as everyone looks towards the bloke.
Surprised, the bartender looks at him and says: "You ain't from around here...where you from?"
The guy says: "I'm from Sweden."
The bartender asks: "What do you do in Sweden?"
The guy responds: "I'm a taxidermist"
The bartender asks: "A taxidermist...what the hell is a taxidermist?"
The guy says: "I mount dead animals."
The bartender smiles and shouts to the whole bar: "It's OK boys, he's one of us!" |
Man goes to doctor and says I have a problem every time I masturbate I start to sing you'll never walk alone.... after a few minutes the doctor realises what the problem is and replies: "Don't worry about it. Lots of Wankers sing that".....
40,000 Liverpool fans meet at Analfield for a 'Liverpool fans Are Not Stupid' convention.
Rafa addresses the crowd: 'We are all here today to prove to the world that Liverpool fans are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer please?' Steven Gerrard gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.
Rafa asks him 'What is 15 plus 15?'
After 15 or 20 seconds Stevie G says: 'Eighteen!'
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.
Then the Liverpool fans start chanting: 'Give him another chance! Give him another chance!'
Rafa says 'Well since we have a capacity crowd here, world-wide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance?'
So he asks: 'What is 5 plus 5?'
After nearly 30 seconds Gerrard eventually says: 'Ninety?'
Rafa looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh. Everyone is disheartened and Gerrard starts crying.
But then the 40,000 Liverpool fans begin to yell and wave their hands shouting: 'GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!'
Rafa, unsure whether he is now doing more harm than good eventually says: 'What is 2 plus 2?'
Silence hangs over the decrepit old stadium.
Gerrard closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, 'Four?'
Pandemonium breaks out throughout the stadium as the Anfield crowd stand to a man, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream:
'GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!'
Gerrard's team came up short against AC Milan in Athens.UNFUCKIN LUCKY YOU REDNOSE TW.T
